1 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:05,480 When will you people understand 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:10,230 that I, Apollinaire Monet, have solved the riddle that baffled the giants. 3 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:13,800 Marie Curie, Einstein. 4 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,270 Max Factor. 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:21,270 DNA-reorganization, ladies and gentlemen, the secret of Eve. 6 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,270 As your insipid commercial proclaims... 7 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,310 See it to believe it! 8 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,680 Here it is, doctor. 9 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,280 The Eve unit is ready. 10 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,480 It has been activated. 11 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:47,590 You see, the module instantly registers neuro-image of my assistant Dr. Proctor's face. 12 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:52,070 Now, based on his facial topography, his choices, 13 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,520 called from a factory-installed database. 14 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,480 Ah, oui, oui. 15 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,600 This one seems to be the Dr. Proctor of his dreams. 16 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:04,910 Wouldn't you say? 17 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:13,960 Now we simply attach the Eve-patch and observe. 18 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,880 It'll make a fortune. 19 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,096 Fool! 20 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,120 The firma-toner! 21 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,040 What's going on, Monet? 22 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,480 No cause for alarm, Dr. Proctor simply forgot his firma-toner. 23 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,640 Didn't he? 24 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:48,520 It's my fault, my fault. I am sorry. 25 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:49,840 Firma-toner? 26 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,240 Exactly, to firm up the transformation. 27 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,270 Voila. 28 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:06,600 With an ampule included in each unit, Eve works flawlessly. 29 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,240 For three full hours. 30 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:17,000 Are you telling us that OCP invested 50 million dollars for a product that lasts 3 hours? 31 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,800 But don't you see? 32 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,030 That is the whole point. 33 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,880 Fruit gum? 34 00:02:38,881 --> 00:02:40,680 Not now, we've got work to do. 35 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:47,430 I've bestowed upon Eve what every genius strives to bestow upon his creations: 36 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,840 Built-in obsolescence. 37 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:56,720 How, ladies and gentlemen, will your average deeply unattractive consumer react 38 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:04,920 when, after 3 hours of blissful beauty, the bloom... falls off... the rose? 39 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,190 Almost got it... one more number and... 40 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,400 Open, Sesame! 41 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,030 And you're sure it's safe? 42 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,840 Oui. A resounding oui! 43 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,070 Well, I think I can speak on behalf of all of us here... 44 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:59,200 when I say that Omni-Consumer Products is proud to be associated with a man of such vision 45 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,910 and integrity as Dr. Apollinaire Monet. 46 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,310 How do you think I'd look with a little more profound... 47 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,840 What's the matter, you've never seen a dame before? 48 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,390 Shorty! Shorty, it's you? You're gorgeous! 49 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:26,790 Really? I think I'm in love with myself! 50 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,480 These things really work? 51 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,440 I tell you, Leo, crime will never be the same! 52 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:32,760 Yeah. 53 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,560 Yes, you can. Yes, you can. 54 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,830 Dream the person you want to be, 55 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,240 then be. 56 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,040 OCP's Aesthetica division 57 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:48,080 proudly announces Eve, the visage enhancement module. 58 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:53,120 Now without surgery you can be as beautiful as your dreams. 59 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,760 See it to believe it! 60 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,040 For women and men. 61 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:02,680 Eve from Aesthetica, another fine division of Omni-Consumer Products. 62 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,000 As beautiful as my dreams. 63 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:10,360 This is Robocop, urging all children to stay in school 64 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,430 and stay out of trouble. 65 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:18,800 And Pudface Morgan urges Robo-twerp to get out of my face! 66 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:25,360 My beautiful new Eve face... 67 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,000 Go ahead and shock the flatline, then let's quit. 68 00:05:31,024 --> 00:05:32,064 Okay, everybody clear! 69 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,800 Officer Alex Murphy shot to death in the line of duty. 70 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,350 Legally he's dead. We can pretty much do what we want. 71 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,440 There's a new guy in town. His name's Robocop. 72 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,120 Murphy, it is you. 73 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:45,880 Charlie! 74 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,840 Give me a straight answer: Can I work Robo without his break? 75 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,190 What? When? 76 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,360 Now. 77 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:55,710 I need him, Charlie, at the criminal court building ceremony's security for judge Hall. 78 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Orders. 79 00:06:57,001 --> 00:07:01,150 Well, I should just check the manual, I'm sure there's something on emergency procedure in there. 80 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,880 Chapter 16, paragraph 6. 81 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,040 Which says...? 82 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,550 "When called upon..." 83 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,480 "I'm ready." 84 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,880 Here it is, chapter 16, paragraph 6, it says definitely not! 85 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,800 Why would I bother? 86 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,000 Come and get it! Spaghetti and meatballs. 87 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,830 Extra spicy. 88 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,270 I love those spicy meatballs. 89 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:10,640 Dr. Monet! 90 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:16,800 I thought you should know. Autoinventory shows two Eve modules missing. 91 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,390 Plus several cartons of firma-toner. Now, it occured to me... 92 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,640 Proctor, do you really have nothing better to do? 93 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:27,280 But what if we've had a break-in? We haven't even considered what could happen if Eve fell into criminal hands. 94 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,800 People could... die... 95 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:33,920 Will you stop this nonsense? Eve does not kill, people do! 96 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,190 Now get out of here! 97 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,360 Boss will bust out anytime now. 98 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,760 He'd probably turn himself into a warden Press and stroll through the front door. 99 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:02,880 I'm thinking we should give him a little "coming-home" present. Like taking care of that judge who set him up! 100 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,200 Judge Hall? Are you nuts? 101 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,200 That dedication thing will be crawling with cops. 102 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,200 Well, I've got something they won't be looking for. 103 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,510 Gotta hand it to you Shorty, 104 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,200 that's the best one yet! 105 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:37,160 Your presence here today, that the decimation... dedication of the new criminal court's building 106 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:44,280 is a gesture of commitment to your community. 107 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,080 Daddy! 108 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:52,350 All of us, exalted and humble, rich and poor, 109 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,990 young and... not so young, 110 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,710 stand here today unified... 111 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,990 and... united 112 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:10,480 in a crusade for truth, justice and... many other wonderful things. 113 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,880 We must always be on our guard, 114 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,880 ever vigilant, we must stand like... 115 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,880 Danger! Move away from this carriage! 116 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,280 Get out of way! 117 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,430 - Got you! - Damn it, kid, get off of me! 118 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,830 Excuse me, ma'am. 119 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,800 Afternoon, warden Press! 120 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,830 So long, suckers! 121 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,600 It's time for... 122 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,720 Commander Cash! 123 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,600 Mom and Dad out in the town again? 124 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,720 Well, here's your home-alone buddy! 125 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,920 Commander Cash's Nighty Nite pal! 126 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,990 So soft and comforting! 127 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,640 But just pull the pin on the back... 128 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,320 and Nighty Nite pal becomes a... 129 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,760 bomb! 130 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,400 Nighty night! 131 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,960 Mom and Dad, don't leave them home alone unless they have Commander Cash's Nighty Nite pal! 132 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,720 Available at toy stores and armament shops everywhere! 133 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:59,799 In sports today. The Tigers dealt pitcher Eddie Mozart to the Moscow Mighty Cossacks for a player to be named later. 134 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,270 Mozart had been demanding a raise to 300,000 dollars a pitch, 135 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,630 but the Tigers refused to go any higher than two-fifty. 136 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,030 So Old Detroit says farewell to a great left-hander, Bo. 137 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,390 Looks like it, Rocky. 138 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,400 Hard to imagine Mozart as a Cossack. 139 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:18,390 You pig-wits, you fuzz-brains! 140 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,600 But boss, we thought you'd want us to blow up the judge which sent you away. 141 00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:24,920 No judge set me up, it's Robocop that set me up! 142 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,480 That's the one I want! 143 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,960 And, thanks to my old prison mate Dr. Cray Mallardo, 144 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,320 I'm gonna nail him. 145 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,350 And what's that thing? 146 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,080 I'd explain it to you, Shorty, 147 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,040 only you're too short. 148 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,870 It's over your head, get it? 149 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:51,000 And this is just in. A startling new development in the assassination attempt of judge Clarence Hall. 150 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:55,240 On-the-spot coverage by our MediaBreak video team has enabled experts 151 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:59,790 to trace the gunshot that wounded judge Hall to its exact point of origin, 152 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,240 as we see here. 153 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,760 Incredibly, the would-be assassin appears to be... 154 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,080 Hey, that's me! And that's the kid I fell over! 155 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,550 MediaBreak has also discovered a possible eyewitness to the assault. 156 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,440 - You fell over that kid? - Yeah, there's his name. 157 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,880 Jimmy Murphy. 158 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,280 A copy of this video has already been turned in to the authorities. 159 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,360 Just tell me one thing! 160 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,630 Did you open your big mouth? 161 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,840 What exactly did you see? 162 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,880 I don't know, it was crazy. People were running and screaming, 163 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,680 and some kid knocked me down. 164 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,830 Only he didn't sound like a kid... 165 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,040 Oh my God! 166 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,840 Mom, relax, what's wrong? 167 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,070 You were just shown on TV as an eyewitness! 168 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,320 If the person you saw is the one who did this... 169 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,344 What are we gonna do? 170 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,840 I'm going to call Sergeant Parks. 171 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,200 I don't care how you do it, 172 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:58,110 I just want you to go out and find that Murphy kid! 173 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,910 Just 'cause he heard my voice? So what if he figures out I'm a grown man? 174 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,320 That's the problem, Shorty. 175 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,320 You ain't grown. 176 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:12,920 How many other gangs in this town have a runt like you as a trigger man? 177 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,640 Well, let's see... 178 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,120 - No... - Not? 179 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:23,070 The answer is none, you tin bats! 180 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,320 Now go get that kid! 181 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,600 Right now? 182 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,400 Were you expecting someone? 183 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:37,720 No. 184 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:54,310 Five minutes with your son! A five minute exclusive with a Syndication Video of all... rights and all top any offer of other teams! 185 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,190 What do you say? Five minutes, huh? 186 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,360 Go away! 187 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,150 Name your price! 188 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,550 Get out of here! 189 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,440 Come on, mom, the back door! 190 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,470 Two minutes, one comment, one lousy comment! 191 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,760 They're getting away! 192 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,840 What the hell did I tell them for? 193 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,480 Wait for me! 194 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,960 I just love a man in uniform. 195 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,000 Cops! Too late! 196 00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:52,176 Maybe not. 197 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,200 What do you mean? 198 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,360 They're gone. 199 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,520 Hey look, there's a cop car right in front. 200 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,400 Thank God! 201 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,320 Fruit gum? 202 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,110 Not now. 203 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,600 Wow, it's the Robocruiser! 204 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,320 Come on, Jimmy, let's get inside. Those people might come back. 205 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,440 Who cares, Robocop's here. 206 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,360 Jimmy! 207 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,640 Jimmy! 208 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,400 Somebody help me! 209 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,840 - Let go of him! - Come on! Come on! 210 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,160 Jimmy! 211 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,360 Let go of him! 212 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,840 Help me! 213 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,520 I've got him, let's go! 214 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,030 Jimmy! 215 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,000 Stop them, they took my son! 216 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,800 Jimmy! 217 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:12,480 - Why didn't you stop them? - I could not risk your son's safety. 218 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,670 But I will find him. 219 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:50,960 Get him! 220 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,510 Hose bag! 221 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,150 Kids... 222 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,240 Trouble, boss! 223 00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:17,000 That robot put a tracker on the van. You want to us to ditch it? 224 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,520 And fast, you pint-size punk! 225 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,230 Can't you do anything right? 226 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,790 Go through the door! 227 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,910 Delay that, Shorty, and get up here pronto. 228 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,470 I'm about to be brilliant. 229 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,360 Dr. Monet! Let me in! 230 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,800 Go away, Proctor, go take your firma-toner! 231 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,000 I've been taking it, doctor, I think we might've overdone it! 232 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,950 Please, it's an emergency! 233 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:49,600 I cannot tolerate any further the intrusions on my extremely valuable... 234 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:52,920 Mon Dieu! 235 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,600 Robocop, come help me! 236 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,150 I'm up here! 237 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,120 He went for it, boss. 238 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,240 Good. 239 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,950 Let me know when he gets there! 240 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,680 Jimmy! 241 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,560 Jimmy? 242 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:49,880 Robocop, it's me. 243 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,870 He's a man. Make him talk, you'll see. 244 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,000 That's right, splat-head. You'll see pretty! 245 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,440 Hey, let go of me! 246 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,120 Are you really gonna hit a little kid, Robocop? 247 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,280 No. 248 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,840 You are under arrest. 249 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,080 Hang here. 250 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,880 Boy, am I glad to see you. 251 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,560 You are safe now. 252 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,560 Now! 253 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:06,640 Yes! 254 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,720 How's the view from up there, flight boy? 255 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,720 Ready to do some sky-diving? 256 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,240 Yes! 257 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,110 You did it, boss, you killed Robocop! 258 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,560 Don't kid yourself. 259 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,480 This robot's got more lives than a hindu cat. 260 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,590 I know you can hear me, tin head. 261 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,400 So here's the scoop. 262 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,880 No one's gonna patch you up this time. 263 00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,590 Because Mallardo and I had a little chat while he was in the stir, 264 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:05,160 and he told me about your, what's it, termination command sequence. 265 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:09,110 You know, the thing they installed in case you go wrong. 266 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,720 I've got the instructions right here. 267 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:23,440 So, you just lie there and flicker, robot, while Pudface Morgan pulls your plug! 268 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,960 Come on! 269 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,590 How does it feel, boss? 270 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,240 Man, like it was made for me. 271 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,320 Fruit gum? 272 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,950 All units, stand by for... 273 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,840 Leo, Leo, Leo! Get that! 274 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,520 Sergeant Parks, field alert all units. 275 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,840 Pudface Morgan has escaped from the Henry Ford center for the morally challenged. 276 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,830 Be on the lookout for this face. 277 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,080 You're wrong again, slap-flicks. 278 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,560 Be on the lookout for your own face! 279 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,000 Robocop, can you hear me? It's Jimmy Murphy. 280 00:26:22,736 --> 00:26:23,736 I can help? 281 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,760 No. 282 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:30,920 My circuitry is... complex. 283 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,280 Just tell me what to do! 284 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,120 I'm really good at fixing things, you'll see! 285 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,640 Sergeant Parks to see the... Chairman. 286 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,560 I'm, uh, in plain clothes today. 287 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,880 Confidential police business. 288 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,270 Doctor, what are we going to do? 289 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,520 Don't worry, we'll work out your little problem together. 290 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,120 You'll be fine! Trust me! 291 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,150 Now... cover up. 292 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,150 Are you insane, Parks? 293 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,320 Have you lost your mind? 294 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,000 Think about your pension, man! 295 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:36,360 When I get through here, you ain't gonna have the dough to cover my pension! 296 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,000 What do you mean? 297 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,920 What are you doing? 298 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,240 Where did you get that? 299 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,920 It was in my Christmas stocking. 300 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,870 Wait a minute... 301 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,040 You're not Sergeant Parks! 302 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,080 Who are you? 303 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,320 You tell me, Mr. Chairman! 304 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,360 Each connector must be reattached... 305 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,040 to its terminal. 306 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,880 Yeah, I got it. 307 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,400 Be careful. 308 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:32,000 Do not touch the exposed elements. 309 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,430 Are you kidding? Anybody knows that. 310 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,800 Are you all right? 311 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,360 You moved! You gotta stay still. 312 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,440 There. 313 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,880 That's it. 314 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,800 How's it working? 315 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,200 We can do no more. 316 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,000 You want me to call Metro South? 317 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:07,360 Yes, but first I must reach the chairman. 318 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,040 But they took your car. 319 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,840 There is a blue truck behind me. 320 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,270 I can hotwire it. 321 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,560 Uh... a friend showed me how. 322 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,160 Such people are not true friends. 323 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,790 However... 324 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,480 I'll drive. 325 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:37,470 All right now, I've got Mallardo's instructions on how to get in to the information highway. 326 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,880 First of all... I raise the module. 327 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,710 Now I raise the eye-peek... 328 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,720 According to Mallardo, all I gotta do is look into this thing. 329 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,110 Do you have any notion of the risk you're taking? 330 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,800 Hey, you've got no faith in your own product? 331 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,750 I stand behind Eve a 100%, 332 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,520 but even a slightest retinal discrepancies 333 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,920 - and a laser beam will shatter your brain. 334 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,120 Oh well... 335 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,390 as grandma Morgan used to say: 336 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,520 "Life's a gamble." 337 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,600 Right? 338 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,640 Right. 339 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,750 Tell you what... 340 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,600 let's raise the stakes! 341 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,950 If I don't pass this test, neither do you! 342 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,640 All right. 343 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:33,960 Initiate... 344 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,320 retina scan. 345 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,870 As granny also used to say: 346 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,080 "Bingo"! 347 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,320 All right now... 348 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,160 Initiate... 349 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,670 the termination sequence. 350 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,390 Think what you're doing, man! 351 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,550 Robocop's a hero! 352 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,270 A role model! A beacon of hope! 353 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,440 He's worth a hundred million dollars. 354 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,270 You're breaking my heart. 355 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,800 Are you kidding? 356 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,430 Robocop, stop him! 357 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,800 You are under arrest. 358 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,280 Okay, okay! Come and get me! 359 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,280 If you can make it! 360 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,600 Don't stop, Robocop! Go on! 361 00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:01,040 What's the matter, tin head? You're feeling a little fuzzy? 362 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,680 Pudface Morgan... 363 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,400 Surrender. 364 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,590 I don't think so, Robostiff. 365 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,840 Timber! 366 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,790 He's all fallen down. 367 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,640 And this time he ain't never getting up! 368 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,880 Robocop is now Robojunk. 369 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,600 I did it! Me, Pudface Morgan! 370 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,160 I killed Robocop! 371 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,200 Excuse me sir, the managers are here for the meeting. 372 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,320 You tell them I'll be right there. 373 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:48,840 And you tell them also... I got some laryngitis today. 374 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,230 I'll be back, and I'll get maintenance... 375 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,440 to... recycle this trash. 376 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,400 Go on, Robo! 377 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,960 Go on, Robo! 378 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,920 Diana! 379 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,280 What's going on? 380 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,630 Diana... 381 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,400 Alex! 382 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:17,110 I am being terminated. 383 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,560 We'll see about that. 384 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,160 Wow, this is moving fast! 385 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,400 Just hang up, Alex! 386 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,560 I'll keep you going until we figure something out. 387 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,310 Get... Lippencot. 388 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,240 Charlie, quick! Somebody's sending you a message! 389 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,440 My God! 390 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,800 - No, no! - What does it mean? 391 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:51,960 Robocop's dying! 392 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:57,240 If the termination sequence reaches its final phase, his human brain stem will separate from its connectors and he'll be lost! 393 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,600 So do something! Save him! 394 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,040 Right, right, save Robo... 395 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,560 The back door! I could use the back door. 396 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,950 - Great. What is it? - Well, the original program... 397 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,896 always puts in a backdoor command in case he needs to regain control of the system. 398 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,470 Now, if I could enter Robo's core that way, I could deactivate the termination sequence. 399 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,310 Do it! 400 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,920 Oh, what am I saying? I can't do it, the sequence's too weak. 401 00:35:15,944 --> 00:35:17,504 You can, Charlie! Just think! 402 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,790 Right, you're right. Think, think... 403 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,160 If I had a stronger satellite hookup... 404 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,310 The OCP satellite uplink would be perfect! 405 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,080 Except they'll never let me use it. 406 00:35:27,104 --> 00:35:27,744 Sure they will. 407 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,080 Sarge! 408 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,560 Sarge, come quick! 409 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,110 So, I'm thinking it's time to make some moves. 410 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,280 Shake up the competition. 411 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:47,720 But sir, 412 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,600 we have no competition. 413 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,750 Maybe that's the problem. And don't interrupt me when I'm talking! 414 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,400 So... 415 00:35:54,720 --> 00:36:00,080 give me a list of all the company assets that I can... dump! 416 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,480 What's with him? 417 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,080 Is it any better, doctor? 418 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:19,720 Oh, oui, oui, definitely, we've done the corner now. 419 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,600 Now just rest. Rest. 420 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,710 I can't get through to the chairman! 421 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,159 Those damn OCP bureaucrats won't authorize sat-time without him. 422 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,990 But the signal's fading, we need that power. 423 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,160 Charlie, you can hack into the satnet! 424 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,470 Yes, but that's illegal. 425 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,960 Are you kidding me? 426 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,800 Come on, Charlie! 427 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,600 What? What, what, what? 428 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:06,640 Sir, law enforcement has never been expected to match the profits of our other divisions. 429 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,070 Why should they be different? 430 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,960 A little manpower cut... 431 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,200 will even things up! 432 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,310 Mr. Chairman, please... 433 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,840 The public order is... 434 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,710 For real change... 435 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,230 we all! We all! We all gotta sacrifice! 436 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,510 Um... excuse me. I've got an allergy. 437 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,920 Addition scanning into the frames of satellite tracking the Robocop. 438 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,070 - Please! - Come on, come on! 439 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,990 Don't you die on me, Alex! 440 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,190 I'll hunt you forever, that's a promise! 441 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,560 That's it! The back door. 442 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,880 We're in! We're in! 443 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,040 Yes! 444 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,150 Nice going, Charlie. 445 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,630 - All right! - All right, okay. 446 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,960 He did it! 447 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,640 Alex, Charlie did it! 448 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,800 It's getting crowded in here. 449 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,920 Thank you, Diana. 450 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,670 Hey, I just held on. 451 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,320 Charlie did the real work. 452 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,510 Man, do I need a firma-toner fix! 453 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,520 That was almost embarrassing. 454 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,150 What are you gawking at? 455 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:14,120 Speaking as a consumer, this product has some serious drawbacks. You ought to do something about it. 456 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,200 Ah, forget it! 457 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,760 I'll do something about it! 458 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,310 Just say no. 459 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,080 Not the face! 460 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:56,360 Give us three minutes, and we'll give you the world. 461 00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:00,720 This is MediaBreak with Bo Harlan and Rocky Crenshaw. 462 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:07,280 Big news on the corporate front, as OCP announced the cancellation of its heralded new beauty-aid, Eve. 463 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,950 The announcement came on the day Eve was scheduled to debut in the marketplace. 464 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,520 An OCP spokesperson sighted a need for further testing. 465 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,870 And in a related story, doctor Apollinaire Monet, 466 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,280 fame cosmetitian and creator of Eve, 467 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,910 was dismissed today from OCP amidst allegations of criminal fraud. 468 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,040 Tough times at OCP, Bo. 469 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,000 They'll bounce back, Rocky, we can all be sure of that. 470 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,240 You said it. 471 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,080 We're now going live to the courthouse where judge Clarence Hall is honoring a young hero. 472 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:45,630 To Jimmy Murphy for his courageous assistance to an engendered... endangered officer. 473 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,760 Thank you for helping my son. 474 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,640 He is a fine young man. 475 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,320 Yes. 476 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,910 I think his father would be very proud of him. 477 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,800 I am sure of it. 478 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:17,960 Oh, look!